Thanks to Lelia for this great funny!
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: “Are you the owner?”
The pharmacist answers, “Yes.”
Jacob: “We’re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?”
Pharmacist: “Of course we do.”
Jacob: “How about medicine for circulation?”
Pharmacist: “All kinds.”
Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?”
Pharmacist: “Definitely.”
Jacob: “How about Viagra?”
Pharmacist: “Of course.”
Jacob: “Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?”
Pharmacist: “Yes, a large variety. The works.”
Jacob: “What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
Parkinson’s disease?”Pharmacist: “Absolutely.”
Jacob: “You sell wheelchairs and walkers?”
Pharmacist: “All speeds and sizes.”
Jacob: “We’d like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.”
LOLOL That is SO wrong Jenna!! But so funny!!! Hope you are doing well! Drop me an email when you get some time..hehe 🙂
*BIG HUGS*
Stitch
hee hee!
LOL! When I read that joke, the first time, I couldn’t stop laughing & knew I had to share it : )
LOL, I must email that to my Mum. Thanks for the laugh.
I’m rolling on the floor with my Diet Coke coming out my nose. This is too funny!