{"id":86,"date":"2005-03-17T11:32:33","date_gmt":"2005-03-17T16:32:33","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=86"},"modified":"2005-03-17T11:35:36","modified_gmt":"2005-03-17T16:35:36","slug":"work-vs-prison","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/?p=86","title":{"rendered":"Work VS. Prison"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m sorry but these were too funny for me to be able resist posting them:<\/p>\n

\nIN PRISON… you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
\nAT WORK…you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.<\/p>\n

IN PRISON… you get three meals a day.
\nAT WORK… you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.<\/p>\n

IN PRISON… you get time off for good behavior.
\nAT WORK… you get more work for good behavior.<\/p>\n

IN PRISON… the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
\nAT WORK…you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.<\/p>\n

IN PRISON… you can watch TV and play games.
\nAT WORK… you get fired for watching TV and playing games.<\/p>\n

IN PRISON… you get your own toilet.
\nAT WORK… you have to share with some idiot, who pees on the seat.<\/p>\n

IN PRISON… they allow your family and friends to visit.
\nAT WORK. you can’t even speak to your family.<\/p>\n

IN PRISON… the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
\nAT WORK… you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.<\/p>\n

IN PRISON… you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
\nAT WORK… you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.<\/p>\n

IN PRISON… you must deal with sadistic wardens.
\nAT WORK… they are called managers.<\/p>\n

Have a Great Day at WORK.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m sorry but these were too funny for me to be able resist posting them: IN PRISON… you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK…you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=86"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=86"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=86"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=86"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}