{"id":85,"date":"2005-03-27T18:05:49","date_gmt":"2005-03-27T23:05:49","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=85"},"modified":"2005-07-25T13:02:10","modified_gmt":"2005-07-25T17:02:10","slug":"22-funnies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/?p=85","title":{"rendered":"22 Funnies"},"content":{"rendered":"

\n1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
\nUnique Up On It. <\/p>\n

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
\nTame Way, Unique Up On It. <\/p>\n

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
\nThey Take The Psycho Path.<\/p>\n

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
\nYou Boil The Hell Out Of It. <\/p>\n

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
\nDam! <\/p>\n

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
\nPolaroids <\/p>\n

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn’t work?
\nA Stick <\/p>\n

8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn’t Yours?
\nNacho Cheese. <\/p>\n

9. What Do You Call Santa’s Helpers?
\nSubordinate Clauses. <\/p>\n

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
\nQuattro Sinko. <\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
\nSpoiled Milk. <\/p>\n

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
\nFrostbite. <\/p>\n

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
\nA Nervous Wreck. <\/p>\n

14. What’s The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
\nAnyone Can Roast Beef. <\/p>\n

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
\nRight Where You Left Him. <\/p>\n

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
\nBecause They Have Big Fingers. <\/p>\n

17. Why Don’t Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
\nBecause It Scares The Dog. <\/p>\n

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
\nSanka. <\/p>\n

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
\nThe Location Of The Dirt Bag.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

* Now, I have to interject here for a moment. I don’t like this one, as I know plenty of nice people who ride Harleys…<\/p>\n

\n20. Why Did Pilgrims’ Pants Always Fall Down?
\nBecause They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat. <\/p>\n

21. What’s The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
\nA Bad Golfer Goes, “Whack, Dang!”
\nA Bad Skydiver Goes, “Dang! Whack.” <\/p>\n

22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
\nSomebody’s Gonna Lose A Trailer.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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