{"id":81,"date":"2005-03-11T13:12:07","date_gmt":"2005-03-11T18:12:07","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=81"},"modified":"2005-03-12T13:12:16","modified_gmt":"2005-03-12T18:12:16","slug":"you-gotta-love-blonde-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/?p=81","title":{"rendered":"You Gotta Love Blonde Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"

\nTwo Sisters and a Bull<\/p>\n

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.
\nUnfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.<\/p>\n

In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to
\npurchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.<\/p>\n

The brunette balances their check book, then takes their last $600 dollars
\nout west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale.<\/p>\n

Upon leaving, she tells her sister, “When I get there, if I decide to buy
\nthe bull, I’ll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.”<\/p>\n

The brunette arrives at the man’s ranch, inspects the bull, and decides
\nshe does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no
\nless.<\/p>\n

After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a
\ntelegram to tell her the news.<\/p>\n

She walks into the telegraph office, and says, “I want to send a telegram
\nto my sister telling her that I’ve bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to
\nhitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it
\nhome.”<\/p>\n

The telegraph operator explains that he’ll be glad to help her, then adds,
\n“It’s just 99 cents a word.”<\/p>\n

Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She
\nrealizes that she’ll only be able to send her sister one word.<\/p>\n

After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, “I want you to send
\nher the word, ‘comfortable.'”<\/p>\n

The telegraph operator shakes his head. “How is she ever going to know
\nthat you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here
\nto haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word, ‘comfortable’?”<\/p>\n

The brunette explains, “My sister’s blonde.”<\/p>\n

“She’ll read it very slow.”\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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