Somedays I don’t know what I’d post if it weren’t for these types of messages:<\/p>\n
\nHelpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?
\nFemale customer: A white one…
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\nCustomer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out.
\nHelpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?
\nCustomer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck.
\nHelpdesk: That doesn’t sound good; I’ll make a note …”
\nCustomer: No … wait a minute… I hadn’t inserted it yet… it’s still on
\nmy desk… sorry….
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\nHelpdesk: Click on the ‘my computer’ icon on to the left of the screen.
\nCustomer: Your left or my left?
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\nHelpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?
\nMale customer: Hello… I can’t print.
\nHelpdesk: Would you click on start for me and…
\nCustomer: Listen pal; don’t start getting technical on me! I’m not Bill
\nGates!
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\nCustomer: Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can’t print. Every time I
\ntry it says ‘Can’t find printer’. I’ve even lifted the printer and placed it in
\nfront of the monitor, but the computer still says he can’t find it…
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\nCustomer: I have problems printing in red…
\nHelpdesk: Do you have a color printer?
\nCustomer: Aaaah………………..thank you.
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\nHelpdesk: What’s on your monitor now ma’am?
\nCustomer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.
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\nCustomer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
\nHelpdesk: Are you sure it’s plugged into the computer?
\nCustomer: No. I can’t get behind the computer.
\nHelpdesk: Pick up yo ur keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
\nCustomer: OK
\nHelpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?
\nCustomer: Yes
\nHelpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
\nCustomer: Yes, there’s another one here. Ah…that one does work!
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\nHelpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter
\nV as in Victor, the number 7.
\nCustomer: Is that 7 in capital letters?
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\nA customer couldn’t get on the internet.
\nHelpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
\nCustomer: Yes I’m sure. I saw my colleague do it.
\nHelpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?
\nCustomer: Five stars.
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\nHelpdesk: What antivirus program do you use?
\nCustomer: Netscape.
\nHelpdesk: That’s not an antivirus program.
\nCustomer: Oh, sorry…Internet Explorer.
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\nCustomer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screensaver on my
\ncomputer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!
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\nHelpdesk: How may I help you?
\nCustomer: I’m writing my first e-mail.
\nHelpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?
\nCustomer: Well, I have the letter ‘a’ in the address, but how do I get the
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