{"id":524,"date":"2006-06-17T12:36:31","date_gmt":"2006-06-17T16:36:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/52.52.55.152\/?p=524"},"modified":"2006-06-16T12:37:04","modified_gmt":"2006-06-16T16:37:04","slug":"jacob-and-rebecca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/?p=524","title":{"rendered":"Jacob and Rebecca"},"content":{"rendered":"

Thanks to Lelia<\/a> for this great funny!<\/p>\n

\nJacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.<\/p>\n

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: “Are you the owner?”<\/p>\n

The pharmacist answers, “Yes.”<\/p>\n

Jacob: “We’re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?”<\/p>\n

Pharmacist: “Of course we do.”<\/p>\n

Jacob: “How about medicine for circulation?”<\/p>\n

Pharmacist: “All kinds.”<\/p>\n

Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?”<\/p>\n

Pharmacist: “Definitely.”<\/p>\n

Jacob: “How about Viagra?”<\/p>\n

Pharmacist: “Of course.”<\/p>\n

Jacob: “Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?”<\/p>\n

Pharmacist: “Yes, a large variety. The works.”<\/p>\n

Jacob: “What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
\nParkinson’s disease?”<\/p>\n

Pharmacist: “Absolutely.”<\/p>\n

Jacob: “You sell wheelchairs and walkers?”<\/p>\n

Pharmacist: “All speeds and sizes.”<\/p>\n

Jacob: “We’d like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.”\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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