{"id":41,"date":"2004-12-10T10:31:42","date_gmt":"2004-12-10T14:31:42","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=41"},"modified":"2005-07-25T13:15:18","modified_gmt":"2005-07-25T17:15:18","slug":"the-rumors-of-the-non-existence-of-santa-claus-have-been-greatly-exaggerated","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/?p=41","title":{"rendered":"The Rumors of the Non-Existence of Santa Claus Have Been Greatly Exaggerated"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a great reminder of the meaning of Christmas and the Santa Claus that lives in each and every one of us:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nI remember my first Christmas adventure with Grandma.<\/p>\n<p>I was just a kid. I remember tearing across town on my bike to visit her on the day my big sister dropped the bomb: &#8220;There is no Santa Claus,&#8221; she jeered. &#8220;Even dummies know that!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>My Grandma was not the gushy kind, never had been. I fled to her that day because I knew she would be straight with me.. I knew Grandma always told the truth, and I knew that the truth always went down a whole lot easier when swallowed with one of her &#8220;world-famous&#8221; cinnamon buns. I knew they were world-famous, because Grandma said so. It had to be true.<\/p>\n<p>Grandma was home, and the buns were still warm. Between bites, I told her everything. She was ready for me. &#8220;No Santa Claus?&#8221; she snorted. &#8220;Ridiculous! Don&#8217;t believe it. That rumor has been going around for years, and it makes me mad, plain mad. Now, put on your coat, and let&#8217;s go.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Off we went to Kerby&#8217;s General Store, the one store in town that had a little bit of just about everything. As we walked through its doors, Grandma handed me ten dollars. That was a bundle in those days.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Take this money,&#8221; she said, &#8220;and buy something for someone who needs it. I&#8217;ll wait for you in the car.&#8221; Then she turned and walked out of Kerby&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<p>I was only eight years old. I&#8217;d often gone shopping with my mother, but never had I shopped for anything all by myself. The store seemed big and crowded, full of people scrambling to finish their Christmas shopping.<\/p>\n<p>For a few moments I just stood there, confused, clutching that ten-dollar bill, wondering what to buy, and who on earth to buy it for. I thought of everybody I knew: my family, my friends, my neighbors, the kids at school, the people who went to my church. I was just about thought out, when I suddenly thought of Bobby Decker. He was a kid with bad breath and messy hair, and he sat right behind me in Mrs. Pollock&#8217;s grade-two class.<\/p>\n<p>Bobby Decker didn&#8217;t have a coat I knew that because he never went out to recess during the winter. His mother always wrote a note, telling the teacher that he had a cough, but all we kids knew that Bobby Decker didn&#8217;t have a cough; he had no coat. I fingered the ten-dollar bill with growing excitement. I would buy Bobby Decker a coat! I settled on a red corduroy one that had a hood to it. It looked real warm, and he would like that.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Is this a Christmas present for someone?&#8221; the lady behind the counter asked kindly, as I laid my ten dollars down.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes, ma&#8217;am,&#8221; I replied shyly. &#8220;It&#8217;s for Bobby.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The nice lady smiled at me. I didn&#8217;t get any change, but she put the coat in a bag and wished me Merry Christmas.<\/p>\n<p>That evening, Grandma helped me wrap the coat in Christmas paper and ribbons. A little tag fell out of the coat, and Grandma tucked it in her Bible.<br \/>\nShe helped me write &#8220;To Bobby From Santa Claus&#8221; on a tag. <\/p>\n<p>Grandma said that Santa always insisted on secrecy. Then she drove me over to Bobby Decker&#8217;s house, explaining as we went that I was now and forever officially one of Santa&#8217;s helpers.<\/p>\n<p>Grandma parked down the street from Bobby&#8217;s house, and she and I crept noiselessly and hid in the bushes by his front walk.<\/p>\n<p>Then Grandma gave me a nudge. &#8220;All right, Santa Claus,&#8221; she whispered, &#8220;get going.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I took a deep breath, dashed for his front door, threw the present down on his step, pounded his doorbell and flew back to the safety of the bushes and Grandma.<\/p>\n<p>Together we waited breathlessly in the darkness for the front door to open. Finally it did, and there stood Bobby. Fifty years haven&#8217;t dimmed the thrill of those moments spent shivering, beside my Grandma, in Bobby Decker&#8217;s bushes.<\/p>\n<p>That night, I realized that those awful rumors about Santa Claus were just what Grandma said they were: ridiculous. Santa was alive and well, and we were on his team.<\/p>\n<p>I still have Grandma&#8217;s Bible, with the coat&#8217;s tag tucked inside: $19.95.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a great reminder of the meaning of Christmas and the Santa Claus that lives in each and every one of us: I remember my first Christmas adventure with Grandma. I was just a kid. 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