{"id":398,"date":"2006-02-13T14:17:50","date_gmt":"2006-02-13T19:17:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/52.52.55.152\/?p=398"},"modified":"2006-02-13T14:18:51","modified_gmt":"2006-02-13T19:18:51","slug":"25-signs-you-have-grown-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/?p=398","title":{"rendered":"25 Signs You Have Grown Up"},"content":{"rendered":"

I got this great funny from Lelia<\/a>. I can relate to some of these. Enjoy! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

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    \n25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP<\/p>\n
  1. Your house plants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.<\/li>\n
  2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.<\/li>\n
  3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.<\/li>\n
  4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.<\/li>\n
  5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.<\/li>\n
  6. You watch the Weather Channel.<\/li>\n
  7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of “hookup” and “break up.”<\/li>\n
  8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.<\/li>\n
  9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up.”<\/li>\n
  10. You’re the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won’t turn down the stereo.<\/li>\n
  11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.<\/li>\n
  12. You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.<\/li>\n
  13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.<\/li>\n
  14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald’s leftovers.<\/li>\n
  15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.<\/li>\n
  16. You take naps.<\/li>\n
  17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.<\/li>\n
  18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.<\/li>\n
  19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid not condoms and pregnancy tests.<\/li>\n
  20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer “pretty good stuff.”<\/li>\n
  21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.<\/li>\n
  22. “I just can’t drink the way I used to” replaces” I’m never going to drink that much again.”<\/li>\n
  23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer it’s for real work.<\/li>\n
  24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.<\/li>\n
  25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking “Oh S*$# what the hell happened?”<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Bonus:
    \n26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn’t apply to you and can’t find one to save your sorry old butt. Then you forward! it to a bunch of old pals & friends ’cause you know they’ll enjoy it & do the same.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    I got this great funny from Lelia. I can relate to some of these. Enjoy! \ud83d\ude42 25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP Your house plants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them. Having sex in a twin bed … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/398"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=398"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/398\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=398"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=398"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=398"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}