{"id":237,"date":"2005-09-20T10:15:43","date_gmt":"2005-09-20T14:15:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/52.52.55.152\/?p=237"},"modified":"2005-09-20T21:56:52","modified_gmt":"2005-09-21T01:56:52","slug":"hair-raising-adventures","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/?p=237","title":{"rendered":"Hair Raising Adventures"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It all started last Thursday after lunch.  A trek into the stormy afternoon through an economically depressed area to get to a beautiful spa tucked away on the second floor of a mini mall.  And a haircut for DH and I.  It seems to be a bad time for haircuts, just ask <a href =\"http:\/\/ttul.org\/~lleigh\/blog.html\" target=\"_blank\">Laura<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>First, Terry&#8217;s stylist (he&#8217;s only been to her a handful of times, so she&#8217;s still new-ish to him) decided to give him a different hair style without even asking.  She cut it shorter than usual and, using a lot of product (which stylists seem to like to do), spiked his hair up everywhere.  Now, don&#8217;t get me wrong, he still looks good.  The man would look good with a bad rug; he&#8217;s just hunky like that, at least in my opinion.  \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>Then there&#8217;s my girl.  Now, keep in mind that I haven&#8217;t had my hair cut in a good 6 months, maybe more.  Terry and I used to have the same stylist but she disappeared and I haven&#8217;t had my hair done since then.  So, I came in to whomever they decided to schedule me with.  Apparently, she&#8217;s a newbie.  *sigh*  It would have been easier if my hair were still all one length, but I let my old stylist give me a new, lightly layered style over a year ago.  Layers must be a difficult thing.  Of course, I made the mistake of telling Terry on the ride over that my hair was long and easy to deal with, so it should be goof-proof.  Wrong-o!<\/p>\n<p>To make a long story short, I walked out of the salon with my hair still damp (she didn&#8217;t manage to get it completely dry?) into the storm and that&#8217;s when I noticed it.  I hopped into the car, pulled down the mirror and took a look at this lump of curl I felt next to my face.  She blew it out straight, kind-of, but here was this chunk of hair that&#8217;s shorter than anything else on my head (other than my bangs), like an inch wide and not blended into any of the surrounding hair.  I figured that I just needed to go home and redry it myself.  Still wrong!  I almost wanted to cry.  I&#8217;ve been pulling my hair up every day since.  I even wore it curly because curls seem to hide a multitude of sins and yet it was still a problem.  And the bangs aren&#8217;t even straight.  That almost makes me laugh because I made a comment to her about cutting my own bangs between cuts but that I didn&#8217;t profess to know what I&#8217;m doing.  Hah!<\/p>\n<p>Add that to the fact that the two stylists huddled behind the counter whispering while we were being rung up afterwards and mine looks up as we&#8217;re leaving and says something to the effect of &#8220;Terry! Shorter!  Cut it shorter!&#8221;  Hello?!?!  Do you not see the ring on my finger?  Sheesh.  Thanks for adding insult to injury by trying to flirt with my husband.<\/p>\n<p>Needless to say, I will not be returning to that salon.  And I half wish that Terry wouldn&#8217;t, either, but if he&#8217;s happy with the cuts he&#8217;s getting, I don&#8217;t want him to have to switch just because I had a bad experience.  I know I&#8217;m probably overreacting to the whole thing, but women identify very strongly with their hair, so if it doesn&#8217;t look good, I don&#8217;t feel pretty.  <\/p>\n<p>Bottom line:  You&#8217;re supposed to walk out of a salon feeling beautiful, with a coif that&#8217;s near impossible to attain by yourself.   A regal princess.  Not a hag.  So, I broke down last night and called another salon to get it fixed.  I&#8217;ll be going there over lunch today.  Wish me luck!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It all started last Thursday after lunch. A trek into the stormy afternoon through an economically depressed area to get to a beautiful spa tucked away on the second floor of a mini mall. 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