TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW<\/p>\n
In a Laundromat:
\nAUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT<\/p>\n
In a London department store:
\nBARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS<\/p>\n
In an office:
\nWOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN<\/p>\n
In an office:
\nAFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD<\/p>\n
Outside a secondhand shop:
\nWE EXCHANGE ANYTHING – BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?<\/p>\n
Notice in health food shop window:
\nCLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS<\/p>\n
Spotted in a safari park:
\nELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR<\/p>\n
Seen during a conference:
\nFOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN’T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR<\/p>\n
Notice in a farmer’s field:
\nTHE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.<\/p>\n
Message on a leaflet:
\nIF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS<\/p>\n
On a repair shop door:
\nWE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR – THE BELL DOESN’T WORK)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK … Continue reading