{"id":16,"date":"2004-10-25T14:58:21","date_gmt":"2004-10-25T18:58:21","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=16"},"modified":"2004-10-25T14:58:35","modified_gmt":"2004-10-25T18:58:35","slug":"a-funny-for-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/?p=16","title":{"rendered":"A Funny for Today"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As shared on the VSCyberstitchers Yahoo group:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nDON&#8217;T MESS WITH GRANDMA<\/p>\n<p>This is a true story.<\/p>\n<p>An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her<br \/>\ncar, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She<br \/>\ndropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream<br \/>\nat the top of her voice, &#8220;I have a gun, and I know how to use it!<br \/>\nGet out of the car!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The four men didn&#8217;t wait for a second invitation. They got out and<br \/>\nran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her<br \/>\nshopping bags into the back of the car and got into driver&#8217;s seat.<br \/>\nShe was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition.<br \/>\nShe tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why.<\/p>\n<p>A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces<br \/>\nfarther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the<br \/>\npolice station. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn&#8217;t stop<br \/>\nlaughing.<\/p>\n<p>He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were<br \/>\nreporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white,<br \/>\nless than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a<br \/>\nlarge handgun. No charges were filed.<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re going to have a Senior Moment, make it a memorable one!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As shared on the VSCyberstitchers Yahoo group: DON&#8217;T MESS WITH GRANDMA This is a true story. An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/?p=16\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}