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\nLittle boy goes to his father and asks “Daddy, how was I born?” The
\nfather answers: “Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
\nanyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
\nThen I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a
\ncyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed
\nto a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload,
\nwe discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it
\nwas too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed
\nlittle Pop-Up appeared and said: You’ve Got Male!”\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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