{"id":131,"date":"2005-07-19T12:31:26","date_gmt":"2005-07-19T16:31:26","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=131"},"modified":"2005-07-19T12:31:35","modified_gmt":"2005-07-19T16:31:35","slug":"top-10-dog-peeves-about-humans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/?p=131","title":{"rendered":"Top 10 Dog Peeves about Humans"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Blaming your farts on me… not funny… not funny at all!!!<\/li>\n
  2. Yelling at me for barking ….. I’M A FRIGGIN’ DOG, YOU IDIOT!<\/li>\n
  3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?<\/li>\n
  4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose… stop it!<\/li>\n
  5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you’re not home.<\/li>\n
  6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! WhooooHoooooooo, what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.<\/li>\n
  7. Taking me to the vet for “the big snip”, then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!<\/li>\n
  8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven’t quite mastered that handshake thing yet.<\/li>\n
  9. Dog sweaters. Hello??? Haven’t you noticed the fur?<\/li>\n
  10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you’re just jealous.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Now lay off me on some of these things . We both know who’s boss here!!!
    \n(You don’t see me picking up your poop do you ???)\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Blaming your farts on me… not funny… not funny at all!!! Yelling at me for barking ….. I’M A FRIGGIN’ DOG, YOU IDIOT! Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=131"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}