{"id":129,"date":"2005-07-14T18:27:35","date_gmt":"2005-07-14T22:27:35","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=129"},"modified":"2005-07-15T18:27:45","modified_gmt":"2005-07-15T22:27:45","slug":"the-truth-about-barbecuing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/?p=129","title":{"rendered":"The Truth about Barbecuing"},"content":{"rendered":"

\nBarbecuing is the only type of cooking a real man will do. When a man
\ndeclares he will BBQ the following chain of events is put into motion:<\/p>\n

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  1. The woman goes to the store and buys everything.<\/li>\n
  2. The woman makes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.<\/li>\n
  3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, beer in hand.<\/li>\n
  4. The man places the meat on the grill.<\/li>\n
  5. The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.<\/li>\n
  6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.<\/li>\n
  7. The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.<\/li>\n
  8. The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.<\/li>\n
  9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.<\/li>\n
  10. Everyone praises man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.<\/li>\n
  11. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed; her night off. And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing a woman.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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