{"id":124,"date":"2005-06-17T19:04:08","date_gmt":"2005-06-18T00:04:08","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=124"},"modified":"2005-06-17T19:04:08","modified_gmt":"2005-06-18T00:04:08","slug":"dont-mess-with-women-experiencing-pms-or-menopause","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/?p=124","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Mess With Women Experiencing PMS or Menopause!"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>\nQ: How many women with PMS, or MENOPAUSE, does it take to change a light bulb?<\/p>\n<p>A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows<br \/>\nHOW to change a light bulb! They don&#8217;t even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They<br \/>\nwould sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.<\/p>\n<p>And, once they figured it out, they wouldn&#8217;t be able to find the #&#038;%!* light bulbs despite<br \/>\nthe fact that they&#8217;ve been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS!  But if they did,<br \/>\nby some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to<br \/>\nstand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND<br \/>\nUNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!!<br \/>\nBECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT&#8217;S A WONDER WE HAVEN&#8217;T<br \/>\nALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT<br \/>\nTHE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE!  AND DON&#8217;T<br \/>\nEVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !! . . .<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sorry. What was the question?\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Q: How many women with PMS, or MENOPAUSE, does it take to change a light bulb? A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/?p=124\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=124"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}