{"id":122,"date":"2005-06-23T13:29:43","date_gmt":"2005-06-23T18:29:43","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=122"},"modified":"2005-06-24T12:29:11","modified_gmt":"2005-06-24T17:29:11","slug":"rosebuds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/?p=122","title":{"rendered":"Rosebuds&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>\nThe teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this<br \/>\nsee-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a<br \/>\nfit, telling her not to dare go out like that! The teenager tells<br \/>\nher &#8220;Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your<br \/>\nrose buds show!&#8221; and out she goes. The next day the teenager comes<br \/>\ndown stairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on.<br \/>\nThe teenager wants to die. She explains to her grandmother that she<br \/>\nhas friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate&#8230;The<br \/>\ngrandmother says, &#8220;Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your<br \/>\nrose buds, then I can display my hanging baskets.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that! The teenager tells her &#8220;Loosen up Grams. These are &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/?p=122\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=122"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennamagee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}