I saw these jokes posted on a Yahoo group recently and they really made me laugh, so I thought I would share. To all of my blonde gals out there – you know I love you! \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n
\nBlondes Are The Best!!!
\n++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ <\/p>\nA blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor’s dog.<\/p>\n
It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours.<\/p>\n
The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, “I’ve had enough of this”.<\/p>\n
She goes downstairs.<\/p>\n
The blonde finally comes back up to bed and her husband says “The dog is still barking, what have you been doing?”<\/p>\n
The blonde says, “I put the dog in our backyard, let’s see how THEY like it!<\/p>\n
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Two Blondes With Hammers…<\/p>\n
Lynn and Judy were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity house. <\/p>\n
Lynn was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.<\/p>\n
Judy, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, ‘Why are you throwing those nails away?’<\/p>\n
Lynn explained, ‘When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away.’<\/p>\n
Judy got completely upset and yelled, ‘You moron! Those nails aren’t defective! They’re for the other side of the house!’<\/p>\n
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Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie?<\/p>\n
They had gone to see ‘Closed for the Winter.’<\/p>\n
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A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. <\/p>\n
Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. <\/p>\n
The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. <\/p>\n
He told her to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.<\/p>\n
So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her tailpipe. <\/p>\n
Nothing happened. <\/p>\n
So she blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.<\/p>\n
Her blonde roommate saw her and asked, ‘What are you doing?’ <\/p>\n
The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.<\/p>\n
The roommate rolled her eyes and said, ‘Uh, like hello! <\/p>\n
You need to roll up the windows first.’<\/p>\n
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A blonde was shopping at Target and came across a shiny silver Thermos. <\/p>\n
She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and took it to the clerk to ask what it was.<\/p>\n
The clerk said, ‘Why, that’s a thermos….. It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold.’<\/p>\n
‘Wow,’ said the blonde, ‘that’s amazing….I’m going to buy it!’ <\/p>\n
So she bought the thermos and took it to work the next day.<\/p>\n
Her boss saw it on her desk. ‘What’s that,’ he asked?<\/p>\n
‘Why, that’s a thermos….. It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold,’ she replied…<\/p>\n
Her boss inquired, ‘What do you have in it?’<\/p>\n
The blond replied….. …’Two popsicles and some coffee.’<\/p>\n
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AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST<\/p>\n
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.<\/p>\n
Her boss asked sympathetically, ‘What’s the matter?’<\/p>\n
The blonde replies, ‘Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away.’<\/p>\n
The boss, feeling sorry for her, says, ‘Why don’t you go home for the day? Take the day off to relax and rest.’<\/p>\n
‘Thanks, but I’d be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here.’<\/p>\n
The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. <\/p>\n
A couple of hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. <\/p>\n
He looks out from his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically.<\/p>\n
‘What’s so bad now? Are you gonna be okay?’ he asks.<\/p>\n
‘No!’ exclaims the blonde. ‘I just received a horrible call from my sister. Her mother died, too!\u00e2\u20ac\u2122\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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